- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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