- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I walk into a bar...

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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