- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

child labor

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

why did katy fall off her bike?

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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