- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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