Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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