Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Caramel Boing.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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