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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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