A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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