The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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