- Anti Joke

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A drunk guy walks into a car

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.