Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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