- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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