- Anti Joke

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.