- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

kennah campion... being nice

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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