- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

This is a joke.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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