- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Continents are large islands.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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