Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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