What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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your so fat. your fat!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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