- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Of course, first door on your left

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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