- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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