why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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No!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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