- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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