- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

vote this down and i will DOX you

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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