- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Women's rights.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Mahmy

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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