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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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