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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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