- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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