- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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