Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Cheese

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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