Title IX

im telling maguire

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Dan walked into a jelly fish

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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