If you're happy and you know it get a life

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

an emo girl walked into a white room

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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