- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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