A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

The holocaust

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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