I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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