Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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I'm sn otter

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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im not food

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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haha black people :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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