Charlie Sheen is winning

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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