What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

hola said the chinese man

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Who has no penis Religious Believers

black chicken. kfc

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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