what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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women's rights

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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