- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Smeg...

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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