How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Pickles are moist.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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