- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A American seeking into mexico

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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