- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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