Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Knock, Knock Who's There

Nah

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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