How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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