- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Neil is a reterd.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Balls

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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