Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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im saul and i love cock

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