Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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