Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

say it ten times fast: oh

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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