why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Anti Joke

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