- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak