how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Anyone can post anything.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Hail Hitler

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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I work at jcpenny

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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