- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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