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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Homosexualism is so gay man

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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