Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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