- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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