What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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A gay man watches football.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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