- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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