whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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tim has no humor

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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