2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Gus's mom

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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