Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A van drives into a car.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Guest what? Dog

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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