- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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