Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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