- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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