You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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where is the world?

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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