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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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