- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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