What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Jordan is pregant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Golf.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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