a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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