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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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