- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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