Neil is a reterd.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Fine, ladies first.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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