What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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