- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

girls basketball

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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