jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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