- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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