- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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