What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats worse than gill? nothing

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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