Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Black people in Camden NJ.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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