Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

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