A man penetrates another man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Sir, your wife is dead

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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