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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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