- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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