whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Mooses

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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