- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's your guys names?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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