I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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