Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Are you a tree

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

penis

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

i keep getting thumbs down...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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