- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

It's all Taggart

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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