Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Your life

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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