If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Women's Rights

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

jibby jobby

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

guy walks into a bar, ouch

the midget went to the midget store

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Two planes walk into an office building

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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