what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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