- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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