- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Soccer...

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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