Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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anal seepage

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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