is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Title IX

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Jersey Shore.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Joke

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Water? I hardly know her.

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