- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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