Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

George W. Bush

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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