- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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