- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

your face

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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