Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

wael.. nuff said

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Sarah Palin.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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