- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

baloney sandwich

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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