Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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call me maybe.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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