What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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