- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

osama bin laden is dead

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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