what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What comes after 69? 70

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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