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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Anti Joke

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