I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Anti Joke

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