- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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