What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

where's mom I killed her

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Jovan

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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