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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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