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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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