- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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