- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

F? No k

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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