What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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