what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

adam hodgson !

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Did you know? . You already know!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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