- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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