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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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