A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Knock knock come in.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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