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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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