wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Women's rights

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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