- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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