- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

When you have read this, you've already read it.

I like touching my boobs

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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