- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Ben Affleck

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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