- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

ure mama's so fat

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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