- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Robin, get in the car, please.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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