- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Where are you going Your house

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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