Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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