Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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