- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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