Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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