Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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