- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Please don't shoot me

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Oh, right

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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