how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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John Cena

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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