Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

the midget went to the midget store

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Women's Rights

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Your Mom The End.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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