- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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