- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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