Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Women's rights

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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