- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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