What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Anti Joke

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