What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A man goes to the potty.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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