- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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