What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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