- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

here's a joke... the american education society

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Ben Affleck

Velcro. What a rip off.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

dyslexic's Untie

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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