- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

My three children are three big mistakes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Fat? Jesse Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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