- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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