How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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