Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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