- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A jew enters a mall.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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