Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Obama

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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