Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

autistic kids rock

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

a black guy hates chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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